couldn't i 'tell you later' if i was so inclined, what i was looking to do on hi5?
(I'm not usually like this, as i pointed out, i'm bored, and i'm finding it terribly amusing being bitter and sarcastic on hi5. go ahead and read ALL my bitter sarcastic remarks, then tell me about it. at heart I am religious: i am a true an pure narcissist)
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Filling out idiotic forms regarding my interests... very exciting stuff.
i must be very very bored, i have just decided to take the giant leap into the world of bored people that is known as hi5. see? you're reading this, it shows you're bored too.
They asked me what my occupation was, and i said 'eating little babies,' and then they asked me what my income was... i ask, what income does one hope to achieve from eating little babies?
hi5 stinks... an entire page about interests contains one question about interests, followed by about music.
but then i'm a scientologist from a remote pacific island who speaks russian, italian, pashtun, and a bunch of other languages i can't remember. I am a professional baby-eater with a doctorate. why do i care?
Jalal here is my jaaner tukra...and no, there is nothing *going on* between us. oh yeah, we were married once, but then i pimped him. yeah, that looks and sounds all wrong, but whatever. friends with benefits, how's that?
Naushad is actually one of the best friends i have in this crazy world, and that's why, if he wants to be married to me for a brief period, i don't mind, really. it's the least you can do for someone with a heart as big as his, who always treats you like you're the most wonderful person in the world, even if you stood him up, forgot to call him, forgot to call him back after he called you, borrowed his money, his clothes and his books without the intention of returning them...yeah, i've done all that and more besides, in the name of friendship. and there's very little i wouldn't do for this guy. he's the sweetest person i know, and at the end of the day, i think that's the most important quality of all.
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