hi5 pretty much sucks
Facebook = "the shit"

www.facebook.com
warning: the link above will almost definitely cause one to have no life

hehehe "how can we kill..that which has no life?"


I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS.
BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK.
PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE?
WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS?
SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE?
WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS.
WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE."


"1 pictures available" ... Well.. i think it's safe to assume that whoever wrote this was either:
a. Grammatically challenged
b. Retarded
c. Illiterate
d. A politcally challenged and alcoholic bastard who goes around killing tons of innocent Iraqi civilians calling it "Operation: Iraqi Freedom"
e. Bush (all of the above)

Oh yeah, and if you wanna see any pictures of me go to my sister's(Maimuna) profile.

Im very much for the legalization of marijuana and HATE alcohol with a passion. If an intoxicant is to be made illegal, it should be alcohol, not cannabis.
(and no im not a stoner)

"Tell your friends what your interests are. You can use these interests to find new friends with the same interests." Pshh yeah right. Like I want to meet new people.

Old Boy (some weirdass but awesome Korean movie), Fight Club, Blow (no, this is not gay porn), Oceans Eleven (Twelve sucks... i mean seriously... you're better off watching gay porn)

South Park, Family Guy, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, That 70's Show, Malcolm In the Middle, Spongebob, The Fairly Odd Parents (So...awesome...so...hilarious...that there's only one word to describe it........hilarawesome), I Love the 90s

Lord of the Flies, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

"Bush comes up to you and offers you a million dollars. What do you do?"
"Uh...I dunno... Punch him in the face?"

"Im not gonna lie... Im better than you are."
^Hehe what a douche.